February 2012
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Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio...
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and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.
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what was my life before british television
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
Have you ever wondered if your dollar bill was...
aniqueki:
“Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka costs less
Than dinner for two”
– (via vodkaandvogue)
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
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imn0tscared:
dont like people or you will get feelings and die
biteofnothing:
So basically my view on the grammies is that everyone should shut the fuck up and that is all.
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“I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you. I want to ride in...”
– Jeffrey McDaniel (via erikangstrom)
